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kwen-b:

have another picture of my handsome boy.

kwen-b:

have another picture of my handsome boy.

sethriot:

beyonslayed:

cheesecakefagtory:

Video of the century.

MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS

Workin it. I approve.

A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

Beautiful leaves fall
But I do not really care
Too busy eating

bonitavista:

Herbst, Germany
photo via melanie

bonitavista:

Herbst, Germany

photo via melanie

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

By Riy [tumblr | twitter | deviantart]

amyspalding:

igperish:

Aziz Ansari is a Feminist

If you’ve watched this clip, you can hear how uncomfortable the audience is throughout many points Ansari makes, and it’s so cool how he keeps plowing through. It’s really great stuff.

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

fromgreecetoanarchy:

"Loukanikos" internationally known as the "Riot Dog" passed away today in Athens at the age of 10. His health was adversely affected by police asphyxiating gas and from being kicked from police, forcing him to “retire” from active protest about two years ago.

“He was on the couch sleeping, when suddenly his heart stopped beating”.

Farewell our comrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBqdWeov8jM

actress4evr:

overlord-kyogre:

minatheangel:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

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myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish