emilyyhaash:

ayomorgan:

Dudes think their reaction is like this:

But really it’s like this:

Holy

clementinevonradics:

Please Know: 

Whether it’s the days you burn more brilliant than the sun

Or the nights you collapse into my lap, curling your body
into a thousand broken questions

You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

I will love you when you are a still day.

I will love you when you are a hurricane.

jesus-cooter:

mona lisa frank

rudethoughtsonbabyanimals:

“i hate ur thoughts but i dnt wanna unfollow u cuz ur hot”

housewifeswag:

you know when youre having sex with a dude, or giving him head, and he whispers fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

THIS DEAR GOD THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
PLEASE THIS AGAIN ALWAYS THIS

declaringwar:

Call

declaringwar:

Gone

sinandserotonin:

paris burns in an ashtray
and you talk of these things,
of cheap cigarettes and
sleepless nights but no,
you have only touched
lavender and lilac, never
kissing the hemlock cup
of nightmares—

the seine is polluted
with dying dreams
and I hope to see you
drifting with the current,
your bloated body decaying
among refuse and absinthe bottles.

i dont wanna go to work

voicesinthevoid:

grumptastic:

primedoverlord:

pizzaforpresident:

WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO AND TELL ME THIS DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THE MOST FUN EVER 

IT’S A ZOMBIE 5K OBSTACLE COURSE

ZOMBIES

CHASING YOU

It’s an elaborate game of tag!

Zombies can’t run.

If only I could even run 1k.

I’m pretty sure my university already does this.