If anyone wants to know, the way into my heart would be posting something about me in craigslist’s missed connections.
I spilled hot water on my stomach. I look like an American flag. Red and white forever
guccigasmask: if you catch yourself being sad punch yourself in the face
I just cried because I couldn’t find the start of the toilet paper roll. I am a emotional wreck today.
I just gotta 8,000 dollar per semester scholarship. Gonna be livin’ it up.
thebluthcompany: Oh my, God. We’re having a fire… sale.
On days like today, when I feel the weakest, I would usually focus on giving up. I don’t want to anymore. I have people in my life that are willing to do anything for me. They love me so much. When you’re depressed you have a constant mindset that you are trapped. I’m out of that mindset for once. I’m not really sure what I’m saying besides the fact that I’m...
astrogasm asked: Vegan and into physics? I think I've finally met true perfection.
You're not vegan if:
connerxvx: You wear shirts with pictures of wolves on them. You have leopard print clothing. You eat meat alternatives. You watch movies with animals in them. You bite your fingernails (it’s an animal product). You have ever played Frogger. You eat plants (ever heard of pesticides?).
I just took a naked nap so everything is okay again.
If I could just dance, I’d dance all night. An old-timey waltz with you by my side. There’s no where else I’d rather be than keeping in time with your melody.
ohsweetmotherofgod asked: ~*~Always Remember~*~ RIP North 2012
when I die I want my hologram to go to plan-it-x fest.
foreverahimsa: I’m gonna die a virgin. Ugh. I know it.
Having sex is more fun when someone else is involved.
It is sickening to realize that some people thrive on making others feel like shit. Get your life straight before you lose everyone.